the-red-hairing:

being an introvert is really hard because there is no polite way to tell someone that you’re in a bad mood because you’re exhausted from socializing.

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dunpkin:

theoppositeofamnesiaa:

dunpkin:

someone please make a meme masterpost of every tumblr meme ever

http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Memes/Tumblr

it doesn’t have all of them but it has a lot of them

this is so surreal honestly its like traveling through time

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fartgallery:

lovenot-lies:

fartgallery:

love you babe <3

Is this just a flipped and enlarged picture of your own feet…

*sweats nervously*

fartgallery:

lovenot-lies:

fartgallery:

love you babe <3

Is this just a flipped and enlarged picture of your own feet…

*sweats nervously*

(via diabledemoncoeur)

lesbolution:

soloontherocks:

pandorantimelord:

One common misconception people have about bisexual people is that the abbreviation “bi” is short for “bisexual”, when really it stands for “Black Island”, the place where all bisexual people are born and raised by pirates. All bisexual people are pirates. Run

did you mean

image

birates

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rapunzelie:

urukohai:

punk-roque:

tbh i think straight girls appreciate girls more than straight boys do

we’re the ones that have sex with them so i think that’s unlikely

1. Straight men are not the only people having sex with women
2. I got some fascinating news to tell you about the disappointing nature of most straight men in bed
3. Fucking women doesn’t mean you appreciate them as people, not in the slightest

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shmurdapunk:

pinkfastener:

rainbow-dash:

lackingalacrity:

Steal its Look&#160;: ‘Dashcon Ballpit’
Ballpit Dress - $17,000
Dark Blue Crocs - $1,785

This is going too far

STOP

#the best part of this meme#is how it’s turning into a greatest hits of memes#bringing all the old memes back#it’s like old timers day

shmurdapunk:

pinkfastener:

rainbow-dash:

lackingalacrity:

Steal its Look : ‘Dashcon Ballpit’

Ballpit Dress - $17,000

Dark Blue Crocs - $1,785

This is going too far

STOP

(via shutuplock)

Anonymous said: hyvä niksi! pelatkaa spiritismin sijasta vaikka monopolya, eikö se ois ihan kiva JA PALJON VÄHEMMÄN HAZARDIA

jethroq:

21474:

paskahalvaus:

some like to live dangerously

Vittu älkää pelatko Monopolya, vaarallista paskaa sekin.

Monopoly oli aiheuttanut neljä murhaa vuoteen 2012 mennessä.

ei mutta jos pelaat Monopolia keskiyöllä täydenkuun aikaan, Alexander Stubb ilmestyy kotiisi ja laskee korkeimpien tuloluokan tuloveroprosenttia ja leikkaa sosiaalitukia.

hugthethug:

i want a book where the narrator speaks in beautiful language but then the characters talk like super informally like “as ignatius attempted to reclaim his breath, he let out a straggled noise allowing his struggle to be heard, thus inciting maria to speak. ‘yo wheezy, shut the fuck up,’ her silky voice broke the tension.”

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jizzkin:

straight people on tv show: *literally have sex*

*silence*

gay people on tv show: *exist*

ok.. :\ but… ok like im not homophobic… :\ im ok with gay people but why do you have to shove it in my face… :\

(via shutuplock)

riipinraapin:

"Miesnäkökulma naisten pukeutumiseen"

NO.

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The male teacock’s extravagant handles evolved to attract the attention of the drabber-colored teahen. The males with the largest, glossiest, and most brilliantly colored handles will attract a small harem of females. Males compete only by display, and will not engage in actual battle for fear of chipping. 
The downside to the spectacular display by the males is that lugging around such a weight of crockery makes them more vulnerable to predators, particularly the aquatic crockpotodile, the teacock’s chief predator. - Ursula Vernon

The male teacock’s extravagant handles evolved to attract the attention of the drabber-colored teahen. The males with the largest, glossiest, and most brilliantly colored handles will attract a small harem of females. Males compete only by display, and will not engage in actual battle for fear of chipping. 

The downside to the spectacular display by the males is that lugging around such a weight of crockery makes them more vulnerable to predators, particularly the aquatic crockpotodile, the teacock’s chief predator. - Ursula Vernon

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introspection-luck-and-talent:

itsstuckyinmyhead:

Tumblr Teaches History

I reblog this for the anon who once sent me an ask telling me there was no such thing as a history fandom on tumblr.

(via diabledemoncoeur)

doctorwhos50th:

#when arthur is actually rory

(Source: wibblyallonsimo, via diabledemoncoeur)

foilandpersona:

Moffat’s written for seven Doctors.

He’s written lines for seven different Doctors.

Think about it. Count.

5, 8, War, 9, 10, 11, and now 12.

He’s written lines for more than half of all the Doctors.

Do you think he’s had enough?

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unclefather:

queenfattyoftherollpalace:

Why

diglett 

unclefather:

queenfattyoftherollpalace:

Why

diglett 

(Source: prrrk03, via iguanamouth)